This is not a blog about how much I love chocolate. Au contraire. I am actually not a big fan of chocolate. And as a woman I have been asked multiple times what is wrong with me. Now don't get me wrong, I don't hate chocolate. It's just not something I can just partake in at any moment. I have to be in the mood for chocolate. And even when I am in the mood, it's usually a certain kind.
Yeah, chocolate is sweet, delicious, and chocolatey, but I find it rather bland alone. I cannot just eat a big Hershey bar. Not even a Hershey bar with almonds. I specifically pick the almonds out of the chocolate and eat them. I know, I know it's weird, but it's what I do.
Chocolate cannot stand alone. It needs caramel [pronounced care-a-mel], krispies, lots of nuts, toffee, peanut butter, and all sorts of things they put in chocolate. Chocolate milk is also delicious, when I'm not having to deal with lactose intolerance. And I can handle brownies in small doses.
What I find funny is that Reeses Pieces are my favorite, and they have chocolate in them. HOWEVER. I feel like Reeses Pieces are 95% peanut butter, 5% chocolate. Which I guess that makes it not so funny, rather it makes sense. Especially since I love peanut butter. I favor the creamy kind, and will eat the crunchy if I absolutely have to. But I should probably stop this discussion before I start another Peanut Butter War like I did last summer.
Back to chocolate, I don't understand what the big deal is. Who cares if I don't really care for chocolate? Everyone always forgets though. And then when I say I don't like chocolate they all flip out on me. "YOU DON'T LIKE CHOCOLATE!?!?!" No. Not really. It's OK.
I should probably tell you as I'm typing this up I'm eating a brownie sundae with cookies and cream ice cream, caramel, bananas, and cool whip. Can you guess my favorite part of it?
The bananas. #omnomnom
No comments:
Post a Comment